Clowns Asking Questions, Bro.

The scene in Section 104 at Nats Park on Tuesday featured a couple of clowns…asking Bryce Harper some questions.

As they walked to their seats, I quipped: “That’s a clown outfit, bro.” A bicycle horn honked in acknowledgment.

This Man is My New Hero

This man sacrificed a rubber chicken at the gates of Nats Park to appease the [rubber?] Evil Spirits that have been injuring the Nats.

Via Nationals Inquisition: a fan takes the Nats bizarre injury karma into his own hands.